omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny
This scares me, it happens a lot.
I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.
Me to boy:
Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
Are you buying those for your little brother?"
No, it's for me, for college.
Mom *looking at me weird*:
But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
Is it just me or John’s PIN number seems to be 7437? Of course that the last 7 is pure speculation, we don’t actually get to see it…
But if it is, it spells SHER like in SHER-locked (and is the same as Irene’s mobile phone code)!!! :D
Okay. This fandom has gone insane.
What I feel I should be thinking: “Oh my god too far fandom, too far”
What I am thinking: “ASDFGHJKL WHY IS THIS SO PERFECT YOU GENIUS YOU”
Let’s look at this rationally. What could he be spelling, with the first three numbers being 743?
7 is pqrs
4 is ghi
3 is def
Actual four-letter words using these letters: phew, pies, rift, rids, shew, sift, side.
Am I missing any?
Do any of these seem like words John would find relevant?
SHER it is.
OUR FANDOM IS THE BEST FANDOM
my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off
“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”
“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”
“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”
“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”
WHY WOULD YOU SKIP SKYWARD SWORD LINK HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY
Wait I think you forgot one.
we don’t talk about him